Your Life Is a Video Game · Your Life Is a Video Game · 8 pages · A stick-figure field guide to fixing your life, adapted from Dan Koe's 244M-view essay. Professor Pixel shows why resolutions fail (92%!), how all behavior is goal-directed (even procrastination), and how to turn your life into a game: vision as win condition, anti-vision as stakes, a 1-year mission, monthly boss fights, daily quests, and constraints as the force field against distraction. One page. One day. Press start.